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What’s the weirdest phone call you have ever received?

Last Updated: 17.06.2025 07:52

What’s the weirdest phone call you have ever received?

HELLO

No sir I sure don't, I live in the next city over.

I hear a pause on the line, it goes quiet for a few seconds.

How did Kate Mulgrew feel about Jeri Ryan joining the cast of Star Trek: Voyager?

I was trying to reach out to you because we have a Mr X here, who claims you are his legal guardian. He needs you to come down and sign some forms.

Sure no problem officer.

Yes sir it is.

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{RING} {RING}

After a few moments he returns.

Hi this is Sargent Moss from the County detention center. Is this Sean?

What 10 things have you stopped doing in your life?

Do what? Officer, I'm sorry I have no kids of my own, and I don't know anybody by that name.

Whew, not in trouble!! But someone named Sean with a similar number is apparently about to have a rather bad day.

Looks at phone, sees a number local to me, so I answered.

Beautiful European women were killed by inquisition but Russia was not Catholic. Is this the reason for a drastic difference explaining why Russian women are the prettiest?

I'm sorry to bother you, my staff just told me our guy corrected his information and had a number off for his home phone. Have a good day. Hangs up.

Long pause, OK. (Inaudible talking). Could you hang on for just a sec?

Is your number (xxx) xxx-xxxx??

What have I done wrong? How can I start over?

ATTENTION SPIKES UP. What could he want with me? Did I do something wrong? Lord did I forget to pay something? Questions start flying through my head. What would the detention center sheriff want with me?

Do you reside at 1234 X X Lane?